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My Mom – Testimonial

Friday, May 9th, 2014

For Mother’s day Mrs. Coleman asked Evan questions about his Mom and here is what he said:

Looking out for Mommy

Friday, April 25th, 2014

Mommy got a couple of chocolate bars from the store.  She told Evan that he can have a piece of one.  Evan responded, “I should have a whole one, I don’t want you to get sick from sharing one with me”.

Taking care of Grandpa

Friday, April 25th, 2014

Talking to Grandpa on the phone today, he told us that he lost his shirt playing poker.  Evan chimed in, “We can send him a new one”.

The Finer Things in Life

Monday, April 14th, 2014

We were sitting down to dinner and Evan turns to Becky and says:

“Mommy.  I want a gold watch”.


Thursday, April 3rd, 2014

Mommy was talking to Evan about how they hadn’t been alone, just the two of them for awhile and asked if he wanted to just head to Mexico for awhile.

Evan said, “Well… do we need anything from Mexico?”


Friday, March 21st, 2014

On the way to Indio, we were talking about where people live in the car.

Mommy: Nana lives in Placerville.

Evan: Placerville?  That sounds boring.

Mommy: You know where Lily lives… Massachusetts.

Evan: Master two tits?

What shape is it in?

Saturday, March 8th, 2014

Evan begged Mommy & Daddy to set up his little pool on a warm Feb. day.

Mommy: “Well Evan, I’m not sure what shape the pool is in.”

Evan whispers, “It’s a circle” and draws a circle in the air

How much I love you

Sunday, February 16th, 2014
Mommy: Evan, I love u to the moon and back.
Evan: I love you to the space aliens and back.


Saturday, February 8th, 2014
Kristina: I’d like kids, but not quite yet.
Evan: You already have a kid.
Kristina: I do?
Evan: Yeah, Ryan!

Magic Milk

Saturday, January 25th, 2014

Evan: Mommy where does your milk come from?

Mommy: My boobs make it.

Evan: They make it?! How do they do that?

Mommy: I don’t know, I have milk ducts.

Evan: You have milk ducks!?


Friday, January 24th, 2014

After watching baby Kate nurse for a little while, Evan says, “I think that must be chocolate milk in your boob.”

Mommy: Oh that’s why u think she likes it so much?

Evan: yeah


Thursday, January 16th, 2014

Daddy & Jua: Evan, you fell asleep on the couch.

Evan: I didn’t fall asleep, I forgot to stay up.